I had vowed that this time would be different. When I bought a new car last year, I promised myself I'd keep it picked up and wiped down. Then came the polar vortex, and I lost my will.
But when I saw a robin this spring, hope returned—for me and my car. I decided to scour the Twin Cities for the best wash I could do in an hour, without an appointment. Turns out that for the price of a nice lunch, you can get a pretty decent wash, vacuum, and wipe-down almost anywhere in the Twin Cities. But I was looking for a clean so thorough that it would restore my car and my spirit. And I found it—at Gerring's Car Wash and Detail Center in Wayzata.
By the time I got to Gerring's, I knew to ignore phrases like "rust inhibitor," "triple foam," and "wheel brite" and just ask for the top wash on the menu plus a complete interior wipe-down. A lot of places seem confounded by this request, but at Gerring's they were friendly, fast, and incredibly thorough. And after this winter, that's just the car wash I deserve.
Gerring's Car Wash and Detail Center, 1405 Wayzata Blvd. E., Wayzata, 952-473-4535, gerrings.com
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Most Social: At the bustling, uber-air-freshener-scented Downtowner in St. Paul, you can get a shoeshine while you wait, and everyone seems to know someone.
Most Spa-like: The Shoreview branch of Mister Hotshine has leather chairs, tasteful rugs, and a serene vibe. Plus, free popcorn. Warning: Not all Misters are created equal.
Most Target-like: Most care washes sell air fresheners, greeting cards, and snacks, but at Cloud 9 in Eden Prairie, you can also buy wooden Melissa & Doug toys, Alex craft kits, Little Golden Books, and jewelry. There's even a pleasant cafe-like waiting area.